There's no need to rush, our dreams are the same

cassieisadisneyprincess:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

*slow clapping it out right now*

rainbow-firebird:

ONE OF PALUTENA’S TAUNTS IS POLEDANCING

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swimmer-ghoul:

//COUPLING INTENSIFIES//

I asked Nine what he was always listening to. And he said it was music from a cold land.. from Iceland. And then he said that in Icelandic, V-O-N means “hope”.

stunningpicture:

How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.

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